Tag Archives: B-grade

2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)

Review by CJ

Director:
Christopher Ray

Starring:
Brooke Hogan, Carmen Electra, Charlie O’Connell

Running time:
88 minutes

Watch this if you liked:
Sharktopus, Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, Dinoshark

 

A boat full of college students and their professor take refuge on an atoll when their boat starts taking on water. As they make their way over, the students realise they have attracted the attention of a two-headed shark and their atoll is quickly sinking. To survive, the students must put their heads together and work doubly hard to survive.

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Sharknado 5: Global Swarming (2017)

Review by CJ

Director:
Anthony C. Ferrante

Starring:
Ian Ziering, Tara Reid, Cassandra Scerbo

Other notable appearances:
Chris Kattan, Clay Aiken, Samantha Fox, Katie Price, Bret Michaels, Charo, Nichelle Nichols, Geraldo Rivera, Abby Lee Miller, Lisa Wilkinson, Karl Stefanovic, Olivia Newton-John, Tony Hawk, Tiffany Pollard, Margaret Cho, Jai Rodriguez, Fabio, Dan Fogler, Kathie Lee Gifford, Al Roker, Gilbert Gottfried, Dolph Lundgren and many, many more

Running time:
93 minutes

Watch this if you liked:
Sharknado 1-4, Zombeavers, Sharktopus

 

While North America picks up the pieces after several sharknado incidents, Fin Shepard and his family travel to London where they unleash a new kind of sharknado.

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Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988)

Review by CJ

Director:
Stephen Chiodo

Starring:
Grant Cramer, Suzanne Snyder, John Allen Nelson, John Vernon

Other notable appearances:
Some of the best terrible clown costumes in the solar system

Running time:
88 minutes

Watch this if you liked:
The Funhouse Massacre, Tremors, The Toxic Avenger

 

A group of clowns from outer space descend on a small town on Earth to capture, liquify and devour the human inhabitants. It is up to one police officer and four civilians to save their town before it gets too in-tents! (Not even sorry. That pun isn’t half as cheesy as this film.)

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The Funhouse Massacre (2015)

Review by CJ

Director:
Andy Palmer

Starring:
Scottie Thompson, Ben Begley, Renee Dorian, Matt Angel, Sterling Sulieman, Chasty Ballesteros, Erick Chavarria, Jere Burns, Candice De Visser

Other notable appearances:
Robert Englund, Clint Howard, E.E. Bell, Mars Crain, Sebastian Siegel

Running time:
90 minutes

Watch this if you liked:
The Evil DeadZombeaversThe Toxic Avenger

 

Six violent and terrifying psychopaths take over a funhouse based around their crimes on its opening night. Mayhem, gore and bloodshed ensue.

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Sand Sharks (2012)

Review by CJ

Director:
Mark Atkins

Starring:
Corin Nemec, Brooke Hogan, Eric Scott Woods, Vanessa Evigan, Gina Holden

Other notable appearances:
Robert Pike Daniel

Running time:
86 minutes

Watch this if you liked:
Sharknado 1-4, Dinoshark, Sharktopus

 

When Jimmy Green (Nemec) returns to his island home with dreams of creating a spring break festival that puts the island on the map, the party crashers come in the form of giant, prehistoric sharks … that can swim through sand.

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Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens (2016)

Review by CJ

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Director:
Anthony C. Ferrante

Starring:
Ian Ziering, Tara Reid, Masiela Lusha, Cody Linley, Imani Hakim, Ryan Newman, David Hasselhoff

Other notable appearances:
Gary Busey, Tommy Davidson, Stacey Dash, Steffanie Busey, Duane ‘Dog’ Chapman, David Faustino, Gilbert Gottfried, Steve Guttenberg, Justine Ezarik, Paul Shaffer, Scott ‘Carrot Top’ Thompson, Caroline Williams, Dan Yeager, Gena Lee Nolan, Alexandra Paul and so many more

Running time:
95 minutes

Watch this if you liked:
Sharknado, Sharknado 2: The Second One, Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!, Deep Blue Sea, Zombeavers

 

It has been five years since the last sharknado thanks to new preventative technology. When an anomalous sharknado appears in a dust storm, the sharknadoes begin to evolve to their surroundings and adapt to survive the technology designed to stop them. It is once again up to Fin Shepard (Ziering) and his family to save the world from various types of sharknadoes.

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Snakes on a Plane (2006)

Review by CJ

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Director:
David R. Ellis

Starring:
Samuel L. Jackson, Julianna Margulies, Nathan Phillips

Other notable appearances:
Sunny Mabrey, Rachel Blanchard, Kenan Thompson, David Koechner

Running time:
105 minutes

Watch this if you liked:
Deep Blue Sea, Lake Placid, Anaconda

 

There are snakes. They’re on a plane. Madness and chaos ensue.

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