Review by CJ

Director:
Christopher Ray

Starring:
Brooke Hogan, Carmen Electra, Charlie O’Connell

Running time:
88 minutes

Watch this if you liked:
Sharktopus, Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, Dinoshark

A boat full of college students and their professor take refuge on an atoll when their boat starts taking on water. As they make their way over, the students realise they have attracted the attention of a two-headed shark and their atoll is quickly sinking. To survive, the students must put their heads together and work doubly hard to survive.

I saw the title 2-Headed Shark Attack and knew I needed this film in my life. Being right always makes me so happy and 2-Headed Shark Attack was no different. There are so many terrible but fantastic aspects to this b-grade bonanza. 

2-Headed Shark Attack is everything a b-grade natural horror film should be — it’s absurd, the special effects are atrocious, it’s inconsistent, the plot is ridiculous and filled with holes, the acting is hammy, and it is deliciously cheesy.

One of the things that had me laughing all the way through 2-Headed Shark Attack was the fact that where the shark wasn’t CGI, its teeth bent over when it bit people. 

The only thing I found was that 2-Headed Shark Attack was lacking , is good cheesy dialogue. There are plenty of characters saying stupid things that are funny, but there wasn’t an a-game level of b-grade puns or one-liners.

If you enjoy cheesy, ridiculous natural horror films then I wouldn’t think twice about recommending that you check out 2-Headed Shark Attack. 

Rating:

“Two heads is twice as many teeth!”