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Clown (2014)

Review by CJ

Director:
Jon Watts

Starring:
Andy Powers, Laura Allen, Peter Stormare, Christian Distefano

Running time:
100 minutes

Watch this if you like:
Demonic possession films with a coulrophobic twist

 

Kent (Powers) is a realtor whose son, Jack (Distefano), wants nothing more than to have a clown visit his birthday party. When the hired clown is double booked, Kent dons a clown suit that he finds in a house he’s selling. The suit has a dark history though and it’s making Kent very hungry.

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Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988)

Review by CJ

Director:
Stephen Chiodo

Starring:
Grant Cramer, Suzanne Snyder, John Allen Nelson, John Vernon

Other notable appearances:
Some of the best terrible clown costumes in the solar system

Running time:
88 minutes

Watch this if you liked:
The Funhouse Massacre, Tremors, The Toxic Avenger

 

A group of clowns from outer space descend on a small town on Earth to capture, liquify and devour the human inhabitants. It is up to one police officer and four civilians to save their town before it gets too in-tents! (Not even sorry. That pun isn’t half as cheesy as this film.)

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It (2017)

Review by CJ

Director:
Andy Muschietti

Starring:
Bill Skarsgård, Jaeden Lieberher, Jeremy Ray Taylor, Sophia Lillis, Finn Wolfhard, Chosen Jacobs, Jack Dylan Grazer, Wyatt Oleff

Other notable appearances:
Nicholas Hamilton, Jake Sim, Logan Thompson, Owen Teague, Jackson Robert Scott

Running time:
135 minutes

Watch this if you liked:
Lights Out, Evil Dead, The Conjuring

 

Seven friends discover they are all being hunted by the same malevolent entity that has been feeding on children for centuries.

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