Tag Archives: Horror

Yeti (2008)

Review by CJ

Yeti

Director:
Paul Ziller

Starring:
Marc Menard, Carly Pope, Adam O’Byrne, Elfina Luk, Brandon Jay McLaren, Crystal Lowe

Other notable appearances:
Peter DeLuise, Ona Grauer

Running time:
87 minutes

Watch this if you liked:
Avalanche Sharks, Amphibious, Piranhaconda

 

The plane carrying a college football team, assorted faculty and student volunteers crashes in the Himalayas. A small group of survivors is forced to endure freezing temperatures, starvation, and a yeti beast that wants to kill and eat them.

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World War Z (2013)

Review by CJ

World War Z

Director:
Marc Forster

Starring:
Brad Pitt, Mireille Enos, Daniella Kertesz

Other notable appearances:
David Morse, Peter Capaldi

Running time:
116 minutes

Watch this if you liked:
Dawn of the Dead (2004), Zombieland, The Walking Dead

 

When the zombie apocalypse begins, former UN employee Gerry Lane (Pitt) is called back into action to ensure his family a safe haven. Lane travels the world to find the origin of the outbreak in an effort to manufacture a cure and save the world. But will he succeed in time for there to still be a world worth saving?

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The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

Review by CJ

The Cabin in the Woods

Director:
Drew Goddard

Writer:
Joss Whedon, Drew Goddard

Starring:
Chris Hemsworth, Kristen Connolly, Anna Hutchison, Fran Kranz, Jesse Williams

Other notable appearances:
Richard Jenkins, Bradley Whitford, Amy Acker

Running time:
95 minutes

Watch this if you liked:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997-2003), The Evil Dead, Tremors

 

Five teenagers head to a remote cabin in the woods for a wild weekend. After venturing to the cellar and reading a latin incantation, the quintet are attacked by a family of zombies. While this may seem like your average horror movie, stay tuned … not all is as it seems.

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I, Frankenstein (2014)

Review by CJ

I, Frankenstein

Director:
Stuart Beattie

Starring:
Aaron Eckhart, Bill Nighy, Miranda Otto, Yvonne Strahovski

Other notable appearances:
An army of Frankenstein’s monsters

Running time:
92 minutes

Watch this if you liked:
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Van Helsing, Underworld

 

Victor Frankenstein has created his monster (Eckhart). The monster has killed Frankenstein’s wife. Frankenstein has hunted his monster to the arctic circle. Frankenstein has succumb to the elements and died.

When the monster takes his creators body back to the Frankenstein family home for burial, he is attacked by demons searching for Frankenstein’s journal and the secret of creating more monsters. The monster is saved by two gargoyles (created by Archangel Michael) and taken to the gargoyle queen (Otto). The gargoyle queen dubs the monster Adam and sends him on his way with weapons to fight the demon forces.

Adam survives for centuries fighting demons with the gargoyle weapons. However after a human is killed by one of the demons he is fighting, Adam discovers the demon side has an army of Frankenstein’s monsters ready to unleash upon the world. It’s up to Adam to work out who is friend and who is foe in order to stop the abomination army from being released on the world.

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Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014)

Review by CJ

Sharknado 2

Director:
Anthony C. Ferrante

Starring:
Ian Ziering, Tara Reid, Mark McGrath, Kari Wuhrer, Vivica A. Fox, Courtney Baxter, Dante Palminteri

Other notable appearances:
Kelly Osbourne, Wil Wheaton, Anne Wheaton, Naked Cowboy, Andy Dick, Billy Ray Cyrus, Judd Hirsch, Richard Kind, Jared Fogle (the Subway guy), Biz Markie, and probably lots more that I missed or didn’t recognise

Running time:
100 minutes

Watch this if you liked:
Sharknado, Sharktopus, Deep Blue Sea, Bait, Dinoshark etc

 

The tagline for this much anticipated film is ‘shark happens’ and does it ever.

Fin Shepard (Ziering) and his ex-wife now girlfriend April Wexler (Reid) are flying to their childhood home, New York City. As they are flying their plane encounters a storm. A storm filled with airborne sharks.

With sharks causing havoc to the plane, its passengers, and the pilots, it falls to Fin to land the plane. As he does this though, April has her hand bitten off by a shark. Once he has landed the plane and made sure April pulls through her surgery, Fin must brave the storm to reunite his brother-in-law (McGrath) and nephew (Palminteri) with their family.

Of course, it is also up to Fin to stop the three sharknadoes that are on courses to collide before they merge into a super-mega-sharknado. A storm of ‘biblical proportions’.

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