Review by CJ
Director:
Matt Reeves
Starring:
Michael Stahl-David, Jessica Lucas, Mike Vogel, T.J. Miller, Lizzy Caplan, Odette Annable
Other notable appearances:
Ryan Key
Running time:
85 minutes
Watch this if you liked:
Blair Witch
The footage left behind by a group of friends trying to save another friend during a monster’s attack on New York City.
Review by CJ
Director:
G.E. Furst
Starring:
Edward Furlong, Megan Adelle, Tracey Gold, Bug Hall, Olivia Hardt
Other notable appearances:
Ethan Phillips
Running time:
86 minutes
Watch this if you liked:
Sharknado, RoboCroc, Tremors
When an earthquake in New Orleans causes fissures in the ground, the locals are surprised to find their city overrun by giant, fire-breathing spiders. It is up to a small tour group to come together and stop the spiders before they take over the whole country.
Review by CJ
Director:
Paul Ziller
Starring:
Marc Menard, Carly Pope, Adam O’Byrne, Elfina Luk, Brandon Jay McLaren, Crystal Lowe
Other notable appearances:
Peter DeLuise, Ona Grauer
Running time:
87 minutes
Watch this if you liked:
Avalanche Sharks, Amphibious, Piranhaconda
The plane carrying a college football team, assorted faculty and student volunteers crashes in the Himalayas. A small group of survivors is forced to endure freezing temperatures, starvation, and a yeti beast that wants to kill and eat them.
Review by CJ
Director:
Stuart Beattie
Starring:
Aaron Eckhart, Bill Nighy, Miranda Otto, Yvonne Strahovski
Other notable appearances:
An army of Frankenstein’s monsters
Running time:
92 minutes
Watch this if you liked:
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Van Helsing, Underworld
Victor Frankenstein has created his monster (Eckhart). The monster has killed Frankenstein’s wife. Frankenstein has hunted his monster to the arctic circle. Frankenstein has succumb to the elements and died.
When the monster takes his creators body back to the Frankenstein family home for burial, he is attacked by demons searching for Frankenstein’s journal and the secret of creating more monsters. The monster is saved by two gargoyles (created by Archangel Michael) and taken to the gargoyle queen (Otto). The gargoyle queen dubs the monster Adam and sends him on his way with weapons to fight the demon forces.
Adam survives for centuries fighting demons with the gargoyle weapons. However after a human is killed by one of the demons he is fighting, Adam discovers the demon side has an army of Frankenstein’s monsters ready to unleash upon the world. It’s up to Adam to work out who is friend and who is foe in order to stop the abomination army from being released on the world.
Review by CJ
Director:
Anthony C. Ferrante
Starring:
Ian Ziering, Tara Reid, Mark McGrath, Kari Wuhrer, Vivica A. Fox, Courtney Baxter, Dante Palminteri
Other notable appearances:
Kelly Osbourne, Wil Wheaton, Anne Wheaton, Naked Cowboy, Andy Dick, Billy Ray Cyrus, Judd Hirsch, Richard Kind, Jared Fogle (the Subway guy), Biz Markie, and probably lots more that I missed or didn’t recognise
Running time:
100 minutes
Watch this if you liked:
Sharknado, Sharktopus, Deep Blue Sea, Bait, Dinoshark etc
The tagline for this much anticipated film is ‘shark happens’ and does it ever.
Fin Shepard (Ziering) and his ex-wife now girlfriend April Wexler (Reid) are flying to their childhood home, New York City. As they are flying their plane encounters a storm. A storm filled with airborne sharks.
With sharks causing havoc to the plane, its passengers, and the pilots, it falls to Fin to land the plane. As he does this though, April has her hand bitten off by a shark. Once he has landed the plane and made sure April pulls through her surgery, Fin must brave the storm to reunite his brother-in-law (McGrath) and nephew (Palminteri) with their family.
Of course, it is also up to Fin to stop the three sharknadoes that are on courses to collide before they merge into a super-mega-sharknado. A storm of ‘biblical proportions’.
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