Tag: movies

The Hitman’s Bodyguard (2017)

Review by CJ Director: Patrick Hughes Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L. Jackson, Gary Oldman, Elodie Yung, Salma Hayek Running time: 118 minutes Watch this if you liked: Tango & Cash, Lethal Weapon, Bad Boys, most other action buddy films   Corrupt and evil Belarusian President Dukhovich (Oldman) has […]

Stan Helsing (2009)

Review by CJ Director: Bo Zenga Starring: Steve Howey, Kenan Thompson, Diora Baird, Desi Lydic Other notable appearances: Leslie Nielsen, Ben Cotton Running time: 108 minutes Watch this if you liked: Scary Movie 3, Superhero Movie, Disaster Movie, Epic Movie   Stan Helsing (Howey) is a deadbeat and […]

The Dark Tower (2017)

Review by CJ Director: Nikolaj Arcel Starring: Idris Elba, Matthew McConaughey, Tom Taylor Other notable appearances: Jackie Earle Haley Running time: 95 minutes Watch this if you liked: Warcraft, The Last Action Hero    Jake Chambers (Taylor) is haunted by nightmares of the Man in Black (McConaughey) killing […]

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)

Review by CJ Director: Luc Besson Starring: Dane DeHaan, Cara Delevingne, Clive Owen Other notable appearances: Ethan Hawke, Rihanna, John Goodman Running time: 137 minutes Watch this if you liked: Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Rogue One, Serenity, The Fifth Element   When a space city inhabited by […]