Zombeavers (2014)

Zombeavers

Director:
Jordan Rubin

Starring:
Rachel Melvin, Courtney Palm, Lexi Atkins, Hutch Dano, Jake Weary, Peter Gilroy

Other notable appearances:
Rex Linn, Bill Burr, John Mayer, so many beaver double entendres

Tagline:
You’ll all be dammed!

Running time:
77 minutes

Watch this if you liked:
Lake Placid 2-4, Piranha 3D, Cabin in the Woods

 

Six teenagers head to a cabin in the woods for a weekend of debauchery. However, their plans are disrupted when they find themselves under attack from a horde of zombie beavers.

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Disney Movie Stars Film Festival 2016: Beauty and the Beast (1991)

Beauty and the Beast 02

 

Director:
Gary Trousdale, Kirk Wise

Starring:
Paige O’Hara, Robby Benson, David Ogden Stiers, Jerry Orbach, Angela Lansbury, Richard White

Running time:
84 minutes

Watch this if you liked:
Cinderella (1950), Cinderella (2015), The Little MermaidAladdinTangledThe Princess and the FrogFrozen

 

Belle is a sweet and imaginative girl tired of her life in a ‘poor, provincial town’. Beast is a self-centred prince whose castle has been enchanted until he can overcome his selfish ways. To break the spell Beast must learn to love another and earn their love in return. When Belle agrees to stay in the castle so her father will be freed, Beast attempts to win her affections with the help of his servants. Can she learn to love a beast?

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It Follows (2014)

It Follows

Director:
David Robert Mitchell

Starring:
Maika Monroe, Lili Sepe, Olivia Luccardi, Jake Weary, Keir Gilchrist, Daniel Zovatto

Running time:
100 minutes

Watch this if you liked:
Sinister, Halloween, A Nightmare on Elm Street

 

Nineteen-year-old Jay’s life is turned upside-down after a sexual encounter leaves her cursed to be followed by a malevolent creature only she can see.

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Killer Mermaid (2014)

Killer Mermaid

Director:
Milan Todorovic

Starring:
Kristina Klebe, Natalie Burn, Slobodan Stefanovic, Dragan Micanovic, Sofija Rajovic

Other notable appearances:
Franco Nero

Running time:
94 minutes

Watch this if you liked:
Piranhaconda, Deep Blue Sea, Piranha 3D

 

Two girls from the USA, Kelly (Klebe) and Lucy (Burn), arrive in Montenegro to holiday with Lucy’s college ex-boyfriend (Stefanovic) and his fiancee (Rajovic). When they and another local (Micanovic) decide to check out an abandoned prison island, they find themselves part of a world they didn’t even know existed.

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Frankenfish (2004)

Frankenfish

Director:
Mark Dippé

Starring:
Tory Kittles, K.D. Aubert, China Chow, Matthew Rauch, Tomas Arana, Donna Biscoe

Other notable appearances:
Muse Watson

Running time:
84 minutes

Watch this if you liked:
Swamp Shark, Lake Placid

 

Medical Examiner Sam (Kittles) is sent to a swamp in Louisiana when the mutilated remains of a local fisherman are found. With biologist Mary (Chow), Sam speaks to residents of the fisherman’s floating community including his wife (Biscoe) and daughter (Aubert). As the community is picked off one by one, Sam realises he might have bitten off more than he can chew.

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Resistance is Futile.