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A Haunted House (2013)

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Review by CJ

Director:
Michael Tiddes

Starring:
Marlon Wayans, Essence Atkins, Marlene Forte, David Koechner, Nick Swardson, Dave Sheridan, Cedric the Entertainer

Other notable appearances:
Alanna Ubach, Andrew Daly, Affion Crockett

Running time:
86 minutes

Watch this if you liked:
Superhero Movie, Scary Movie 5, Disaster Movie, Vampires Suck

 

When Malcolm (Wayans) has his girlfriend Kisha (Atkins) move in with him, she brings a demonic entity into their home that causes and feeds off negative energy between the couple.

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Zoombies (2016)

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Review by CJ

Director:
Glenn R. Miller

Starring:
Kim Nielsen, Ione Butler, Andrew Asper, Marcus Anderson, Brianna Joy Chomer, Aaron Groben, LaLa Nestor

Running time:
87 minutes

Watch this if you liked:
Sharknado, Zombeavers

 

Animals in a wildlife sanctuary are overcome with a deadly virus that causes them to rise from the dead with a hunger for human flesh. It is up to park manager Ellen (Nielsen) and new security guard Lizzy (Butler) to save the park’s employees and interns.

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American Poltergeist (2015)

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Review by CJ

Director:
Mike Rutkowski

Starring:
Donna Spangler, Ashley Green Elizabeth, Jaime Sarchet, Luke Brandon Field, Nikole Howell, Jakob Renken

Other notable appearances:
Nicole Holland, Nicholas Talone

Running time:
93 minutes

Watch this if you like:
Unintentionally bad horror films

 

A group of unwitting teenagers move into the house where the Borden murders took place. Mayhem ensues.

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I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House (2016)

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Review by CJ

Director:
Oz Perkins

Starring:
Ruth Wilson, Paul Prentiss, Lucy Boynton

Other notable appearances:
Bob Balaban, Brad Milne

Running time:
18 days (okay, IMDb says it was actually 87 minutes)

Watch this if you like:
Being so bored that it aches

 

Lily (Wilson) is a hospice nurse who comes to live with elderly horror writer Iris Blum (Prentiss) in her haunted house.

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When A Stranger Calls (2006)

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Review by CJ

Director:
Simon West

Starring:
Camilla Belle, Tommy Flanagan, Lance Henriksen

Other notable appearances:
Katie Cassidy, Tessa Thompson, Clark Gregg, David Denman, Dianna Agron

Running time:
87 minutes

Watch this if you liked:
Halloween, I Know What You Did Last Summer, Orphan

 

Jill Johnson (Belle) has been made to take a babysitting job at a large, isolated house as punishment for overusing her mobile phone. While there, Jill starts to receive menacing phone calls from an unknown caller who is about to make themselves very known.

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