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The Hitman’s Bodyguard (2017)

Review by CJ

Director:
Patrick Hughes

Starring:
Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L. Jackson, Gary Oldman, Elodie Yung, Salma Hayek

Running time:
118 minutes

Watch this if you liked:
Tango & Cash, Lethal Weapon, Bad Boys, most other action buddy films

 

Corrupt and evil Belarusian President Dukhovich (Oldman) has been brought to trial at the International Court of Justice. The witnesses brought forward do not have enough evidence for a successful case and prosecution depends on the testimony of convicted hitman Darius Kincaid (Jackson). It falls to professional bodyguard and Darius’s longtime enemy Michael Bryce (Reynolds) to protect Darius from the President’s hired assassins … assuming they don’t kill each other first.

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Sausage Party (2016)

Review by CJ

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Director:
Greg Tiernan, Conrad Vernon

Starring:
Seth Rogan, Kristen Wiig, Edward Norton, David Krumholtz, Salma Hayek, Michael Cera

Other notable appearances:
Danny McBride, Bill Hader, James Franco, Jonah Hill, Craig Robinson, Harland Williams, Paul Rudd

Running time:
89 minutes

Watch this if you liked:
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, This Is the End, Team America: World Police

 

The story of food waiting at a supermarket to be chosen by the (human) Gods and taken to the great beyond. What is waiting on the other side of the sliding doors is any sausage’s guess.

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Grown Ups 2 (2013)

Review by CJ

Grown Ups 2

Director:
Dennis Dugan

Starring:
Adam Sandler, David Spade, Chris Rock, Kevin James, Salma Hayek

Other notable appearances:
Steve Buscemi, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Andy Samberg, Jon Lovitz, Shaquille O’Neal, Milo Ventimiglia and, if you’re into that sort of thing, Taylor Lautner

Running time:
101 minutes

Watch this if you like:
Seeing celebrities make a quick buck. Yours.

 

Grown Ups 2 takes us to three years after the original where Lenny Feder (Sandler) and his family have moved back to the town in which he grew up and are living the “normal” life. The movie shows a day in the life of Lenny, his childhood friends; Eric Lamonsoff (James), Kurt McKenzie (Rock) and Marcus Higgins (Spade), and their families.

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